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Ghana Armed Forces to hire ten deadly “Jihadists” to counter resident Gitmo Detainees: ‘A satirical Piece’

Syria-assad-al-nusra_8-1-2013_111874_l.jpgFollowing the two Gitmo terrorists’ transfers made to Ghana on Wednesday 6, January 2016  by the United State government, the military high command of Ghana is taking steps to recruit ten of the deadliest Jihadists from around the world to counter the latest intelligence pick up on the danger these duo pose to the security of Ghana.

Having contacted Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Yemen and Saudi Arabia, the Ghana Armed Forces is not too impressed about the efficacy of the current candidates. The military command therefore intends to do a worldwide search for ten of the most deadliest Jihadist to train the Ghana Military on some of the current and novel strategies to counter terrorism in Ghana.

Meanwhile, the president of Ghana His Excellency John Dramani Mahama is scheduled to take some precautionary training from the two deadliest Guantanamo detainees sent to Ghana at the Shai Hills training grounds somewhere next week. The first lady having heard the information is so angry at the President for being selfish by recommending the precautionary training for only himself and not for his entire family.

Information indicate that the first lady is currently in a crunch meeting with Mahmud Umar Muhammad Bin Atef, an admitted member of the Taliban who fought for Osama bin Laden as well as Khalid Muhammad Salih Al-Dhuby, an Al Qaeda loyalist to broker a deal to included her and her entire children in the precautionary training.

Information has it that, the Mahama-led government will in due course announce to the good people of Ghana, that as a matter of urgency  all citizens must start personal training in anti-terrorism to  avert any future unexpected difficulties since the government is so broke to pay for such training on a mass scale. Marshal art, Kunfung, Kick-boxing and Rambo style among others are recommended by the government, since these alternatives are known to be apt for counter terrorism.

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